This movie doesn’t just f^ck up children but adults as well. Takeshi Miike never ceases to amaze me at the depth of depravity he can achieve in his movies. It isn’t just the gore but the underlining bizarre storyline. I salute you Takeshi, for the damage you have caused to both adults and children alike! You deserve No.1 on our Top 10 Movies That F*cked Us Up As Kids Takeshi, if not for audition, then for the countless other number of F^cked up movies you’ve created.
This film ruined my enjoyment of “Duke Nukem 3D”, “Half-life” and for a short time, sleep itself.
3. The Shining
When the Twins say “play with us” in the hall, it’s time to change my underwear.
4. Event Horizon
I remember watching this when I was in the house on my own, I was twelve. I fully understood the line in Macbeth, stating “Sleep no more! Macbeth does murder sleep”
All i can say is, “one of us, one of us, one of us!”
When she says “Paul, do you know about the early days at the Kimberley diamond mines?” We all know what’s coming but does it make it any easily seeing it for the 15th time…..no!
Spiders come straight from the devil, so arachnophobia is a completely rational fear to have. To this day I check my popcorn for spider, because you never know.
This movie has messed with us all as youths and I bet you a fiver, Steven King gets a sick pleasure from the sleepless night he’s caused us. If i meet him, I’m going to kick him in the balls…..then buy him a pint for creating “Misery” and “The Shining”!
9. The Blair Witch Project
Next time your girlfriend is out of the room, turn off the lights and stand in the corner facing in, till she comes back! You’ll then fully understand the effect this movie has on us!
10. The Ring
When she crawls out of the TV, I almost defecated on myself and so did you!